Dear lover,

There is no time to enjoy ourselves like before, 

Because you are rushing to get out the door. 

You grab me roughly with your strong hands, 

Mumbling curses again and again.

You don’t take the time to taste me as before,

When you pull me towards your mouth, 

Your teeth are pulling on my lips so hard, 

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Dear Roommate,

You decided it was "Okay" to vomit in my domain, this poem is for you.

Every morning when you wake me up at the butt crack of dawn,
I can't help but want to rollover and yawn. 
Another day of dealing with your shit,
and your foul breath...

Why do you piss on my feelings you asinine prick!

Sorry.  I digress.

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