I wish that only interesting people with atleast semi-decent writing skills were allowed to have online journals..
Well..them and me of course.
It would make finding something worth reading in order to ward off boredom so much easier.

I've come to believe that the louder a citizen screams, the harder it is to hear them. Simple physics? distortion perhaps, blah bahl balah blahah bleh ( Read more... )

I have decided..that an even worse way to die than via drowning..would be to have your face eaten off by cockroaches ( Read more... )

I sometimes..alot lately actually..feel like there are two of me. The one you see, and the one I am ( Read more... )

hangmanstree

Sprat

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH ( Read more... )

If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the internet, post this sentence in your journal.

I just heard "the crack alley behind sesame street." I can't get the image of Big Bird getting his cock (bird ref:) sucked while taking a hit off the ole bic.
Laugh with me.

Why have these russian chicks put me on their friends list? WHY ( Read more... )