Whiskey, a user's guide: Part I

[amaz0n]

“Well I have loved some ladies,
And I have loved Jim Beam
And both of them tried to kill me”
-- Hank Williams Jr., “Family Tradition”

Drinking Whiskey:
A guide to the lost art
by the Amazon
Part I: Fuck up your life first
To properly drink whiskey, you must begin with heartbreak. Whiskey is utterly wasted if you’re not trying to wash down

Comments

[popcornoblivion]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Don't hate me because I love the Postal Service... hate me because I'm a bitch.... but not to you

[nivas]

Awesome writing.

Now about that broken heart, it won't heal if you keep tearing out the stitches with whiskey. The best revenge- going about your life as though nothing at all has happened. Sounds heartless, but it really takes a lot of strength.

Don't drown, sweetie.

[kyalesyin]

Be careful.

[purveyorofchaos]

A bottle of whiskey is like a good woman: If you’re willing to share it with anyone, you don’t deserve it.

I take offense to this. Sharing is caring, dammit. Jealous lovers are more trouble than they're worth.

But everything else, spot on.

It could be worse

[tolietsnake]

You could be me.

Part II sounds like it has all the qualities of "epic". One can only hope. Hope that you don't drink yourself to death before writing it up, of course.

You know I wish only the best.