I have written a screenplay for a summer smash-hit blockbuster ( Read more... )

MOOD: Ambivalent

MUSIC: Joe DarQ and the DarQies

Yeah.. so. I'm really tired today. I had a nap? But I have sooo much work to do. I should make some food, but. Meh. Maybe I will. I guess, in a bit? I wrote a poem today, so that's good. Here it is?

When the wind begins to moan,

it chills me to my very bone,

Eternity is very cold,

Tornado Soul.

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                So I have it on good authority that I am now a bakersman.

After parading up and down town looking for an alternative to my lousy job, I was beginning to lose faith in my interviewing tactics. Apparently prospective employers do not like shifty, stammering, ill-dressed young men who are qualified for nothing. Except, you ( Read more... )

What's not to like about experimentation? It is variety that gives our lives flavour, that allows us to explore the world and ourselves. University is particularily known as a time of experimentation, where the doddering ways of yesteryear are peeled away to reveal the bright promise of strange, new, delightful experiences.

I speak, of course, of ( Read more... )

My father is a judge. He is an arbiter of Human Law, enforcing the code that defines our very society. This is no mean task - human law, after all, is the beacon of civilization, the pact that transforms the civilian into the citizen. It is the rule of equity, insuring freedoms and rights, maintaining order. Thus, those that enforce it must be ( Read more... )

As a general rule, I am not oft-perturbed by locks, doors, or any combination thereof. I blame my upbringing - years of video games have taught me that if a door is locked, it is not for you to enter just yet. Perhaps you need to kill a boss. Perhaps you need to solve a puzzle. Perhaps it is sitting in another room, coloured similarly to the door ( Read more... )

Chapter the fecond,

In which our hero's dogged purfuit of fuperior employ continuef unabated..

(MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF HIS LADY LOVE!)

~ Blemifhed by the odiouf Spectre of Pucillanimouf Punctuality ~

And Otherwife Marred by His Fastidiously Queer Propenfities..

** Yet Borne with the Humble Hope of BETTER TIMES AHEAD! **

We ( Read more... )

     I've been doing some thinking, and I've decided that the problem with Canada is that there just isn't enough cowboys.

I think it would clear up a lot of things. Consider: We've never really been all that great at firming up a national identity. Sure we've got beer, hockey, Tim Hortons and universal health care, but those are just things ( Read more... )

So I work at a car wash.

I can't say it's my favorite thing in the universe. Of course, even if I had a good job I wouldn't say it was my favorite thing in the universe anyway, which is ice cream. Since ice cream is not a job at all, but rather a thing you eat, I guess I'm doing pretty okay. It's all relative.

I was worried I wouldn't get the job ( Read more... )

I should begin by saying that these "e-diary" things terrify me. Not a full-blown, palm-sweating, run-around-screaming phobia, though I have my share of those, too. Just a good old healthy dose of irrational fear. The reasons are manifold, and will now be listed in terms of awesomeness, from least- to most-awesome ( Read more... )