Yay, medicinal drugs, yay!

[amazingwombat]

It's amazing the things that go through you're head when you are lying alone in the snow at the bottom of a sledding hill, staring up at the sky and breathing cold air scented with melt water and bark for the better part of an hour. There was no breeze, absolutely none, but the black,gossamer, skeletal trees were still moving, almost imperseptively

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[spoonsharpwit]

Whuuutt.

So, in case this really happened, you should explain it to me.

[poshonastick]

Whoa what the hell did you guys do.

[amazingwombat]

hehe. I reread that, and jesus, did it make it sound more melodramatic than it actually was. To paraphrase: Emily and I were sledding, and I went off this mount-everestesque jump at a weird angle, and the sled fell away and then I like, landed on my hip somehow (yeah,they thought I'd broken it.) So I lay in the snow biteing my lip till it bled,and I couldn't stand up or like, move, because it hurtsofuckingmuch. And Emily was being kind of oh-noy, understandably, and then she went to the car to get her cellphone and she called her mom on the way back,and er, her mom freaked out, not being there to know how bad/unbad it was, and called 911. So then there were like, paramedics and firetrucks. Anyway, I didn't break anything, I just bruised muscle and bone, how do you bruise a bone, anyway? But somehow I couldn't get out of taking the ambulance. Whatever. It's all o.k now. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill (though I definately could not have just walked out of that park. And Emily's minute. no way she could have carried me.

[sierpinski]

CHUCKHUSS

That was fun to read.

[poshonastick]

Tut tut, you should've just stayed at my house and we could've sledded on the cement in the back! My dad was, predictably, late, so it would even have worked. Oh well. Feel betterrrr.

Also it's weird that you managed to fall on your hip.

Only maybe not because one time I fell on my face.

But I wasn't going very fast and I basically just slid across a patch of ice. On my face.

All I got were scratches.

I keep wondering when I'm going to actually end this comment.

Maybe now.

[allemande_right]

I found that extremely funny. Mostly just the 'slid across a patch of ice. On my face.' part.

[notaspork]

Hah, cool!

[amazingwombat]

thank you, I'm glad you derive pleasure from my misery, or like, severe discomfort. *starts to bow, then thinks better of it. Ow.*
hahahahaha:slaftey yellow, hard attack.