I, Amrod, have a job.

I work for Galadriel number eight. I am her advisor, although I also occasionally do houseboyish duties BECAUSE I'M NICE and stuff so Curufin if you laugh at me I'll poke your eyes out. That goes for you too Celegorm ( Read more... )

*sings along with Amras like a good little Amrod should*

Dear Celebrimbor,

If you don't want to make the shiny things for all those human things, I can do it.

:)

Uncle Amrod

Celegorm and Beren sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes LOOoooooOOOOOoooVE
Then comes Marriage!!!!
Then comes Gormy in a baby carriage!
Suckin' his thumb
Pooin' his pants
Tryin' to do the Huuuuula dance!

ahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA

CELEGORM KISSED A BOY!!!

HEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Celegorm and Aredhel are getting maaaaaariiiiiiiiied!

Me and Amras are planning your wedding party. ehehehehehehhe XD

So cute.

I wonder if there's postage in the void? Gotta make sure Maedhros and Maglor can come...

My brother Curufin and I have decided that enough is enough!! Our stepmother Elrohir is just too funny-looking for words.

So we fixed it!

Yes yes, we made him all better.We made him look the way he used to a loooooong loooong time ago. Like, before we even came back from Mandos. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO THERE.

( BEHOLD THE NEW (old) FACE OF ELROHIR! )

No, not really.

But, you know. My brothers and I have always sort of lived to tease each other. So recently they've taken up making lobotomy jokes around me!! Bah. But, you know, all I have to do to make them stop is start drooling and stare at them with a crazed expression...

And hope the brother in question doesn't start throwing cheese at ( Read more... )

Surgery is not fun.

Where am I? Where's Mummy and Amras?

Doctor said I could go home. :)