Spamoetry

[amberdulen]

This morning's email contained an excellent specimen of spam. The complete version is under the cut below, but here's an excerpt of the best part.

On the one hand it's great to be able to share what God has been doing
around us and how he's calling us to join him in that work.

He was due last Tuesday or Wednesday so he can't be too far off yet.

Comments

[tahmthelame]

I know I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be sleazy porn scene. Not one bit.

[amberdulen]

Not with realistic, 3D-animated Torque characters.

[whirlwindmonk]

You never know. There are some strange things out there...

[media_res]

Kaya Kupferschmidt = BEST NAME EVER????

[mafdet]

Who comes up with these, I wonder? It's like some ultra po-mo storywriting on acid. God isn't due yet? Well, induce labor!

[godgivensmile]

O.o