Thank you for lasagna today. Thank you for texas toast. I just might be the only one not eating turkey today. Thank you.
It's also my mom's birthday today. She must be a turkey.
Has anyone ever noticed how ugly turkey necks are?

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It's so cold out. I was sleeping, but I woke up to pee and I'm all alone. It's sad. I just want to kiss my boyfriend. It's been 2 days. Who goes 2 whole days with out a kiss when they're boyfriend is perfectly attainable? I do.. I'm sad.
So much for sleeping tonight.

Ahh, Livejournal... It's been so long. I've decided to take this up again ( Read more... )

it is cinco de mayo. aya yayaya!!
that was my mexican mating call.
i havent been on live journal forever i think?
crazyyyy

if you've noticed:

i've lost yet another cell phone.
leave your number, i'm pissed.

or call my house and leave a message with my mom. she's probably tried to call me a thousand times, and probably thinks i'm dead. oh well.
4532606.

If you ever have to get sick, you should get siunitus.
You don't feel sick you just have a stuffy nose, so you can get out of work, not infect other people, oh and when you go to the doctor, they give you hydrocodone, and that shit fuuuuuuucks you uuuuup... it's only 10$ A BOTTLE, two teaspoons knocks you out, and makes you feel wasted. haha. i ( Read more... )

the best stoner food ever is:

Ben & Jerry's- Half baked ice cream!
holy shit. it's chocolate, and vanilla ice cream mixed, with chunks of cookie dough in the vanilla and chunks of fudge brownie in the chocolate.
it's like fucking heaven.

Who was the first person you talked to in 06? eDSEL ( Read more... )

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Ahhh, it's new years eve. That means it's time to get sooooo fucked up, one last time, before the new year, before your clean slate.
And on January 1st you can say " I HAVEN'T BEEN DRUNK ALL YEAR"
or STONED, FUCKED UP anything
it's sweet