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ambitiousdark

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Jun 08, 2006 23:10

Apparently I have managed to acquire a rather persistant rash. Nothing I've tried works and the constant itchy feeling is distracting enough that I forgot to add aconite to a batch of Aging potions. I'm quite troubled by it and I have no idea how I managed to get it ( Read more... )

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infaith June 9 2006, 08:04:17 UTC

I'm certain they will find something else to obsess over in due time.

ambitiousdark June 12 2006, 18:14:59 UTC

How they find time to do anything with their constant fapping is beyond me.

infaith June 12 2006, 22:51:52 UTC

The only possible answer that has ever come to me has been slightly crude and incredibly improbable.

adrians_wall June 9 2006, 08:30:09 UTC

That rash wouldn't happen to go by the name of Percy, would it?

ambitiousdark June 12 2006, 18:18:05 UTC

I can't believe I'm about to say this about a weasel, but Percy isn't all horrible. It's just a pity his family decided to spawn like bloody salmon.

adrians_wall June 12 2006, 21:43:11 UTC

So he's guilty then?

ambitiousdark June 13 2006, 08:08:46 UTC

Oh, Percy couldn't pull the wings off a fly.

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pottersfield June 12 2006, 16:56:37 UTC

Very convincing.

ambitiousdark June 12 2006, 18:23:39 UTC

Aw what's the matter, Potty? Can't find a way to profit from the Prophet and get yourself more publicity? Need to feed your fame addiction? Poor widdle Potty, all growed up and no one gives a toss.

pottersfield June 12 2006, 19:48:43 UTC

I prefer that no one give a toss, actually. And you ought to know that babytalk is really unattractive on someone of your stature.

ambitiousdark June 12 2006, 20:39:09 UTC

Sell that to someone who hasn't witnessed your pathetic fame whoring in the flesh, Potty. And if you find baby-talk unattractive Potty, maybe you should do something about that mentally deficient coterie of sycophants you call "friends".

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orestes_bride June 12 2006, 21:44:17 UTC

You've been kidnapping children for God knows what end and now you're working on aging potions?

Thanks for the tip.

ambitiousdark June 13 2006, 07:40:26 UTC

My goodness what a vivid imagination you have. Been smoking that muggle cruck stuff again, have you?

camdenblaiser June 14 2006, 02:55:12 UTC

You need to go see a healer. It's possible that the rash is caused by nerves. Sensitive people have such afflictions quite often.

ambitiousdark June 18 2006, 03:11:39 UTC

Can you suggest someone trustworthy?