My life is finally getting back to normal, or so I thought until last night when the no doubt misbegotten spawn of a harpy and a fish hawker showed up at my stoop at 3 am and loudly refused to leave until I’d spoken with her. “Her” turned out to be the uterus-cum-public house from which the weasels were expelled ( Read more... )

Am I the only one appalled at the apparent carelessness of Malcolm’s death? I really hope that there’s more to it than a simple pipe fire or some such thing, because otherwise it’s all so mortifyingly ordinary. The sort of end you’d expect from the terminally dull like any of the Hermioweasels or maybe that moron Corner - you know, the type of ( Read more... )

Apparently I have managed to acquire a rather persistant rash. Nothing I've tried works and the constant itchy feeling is distracting enough that I forgot to add aconite to a batch of Aging potions. I'm quite troubled by it and I have no idea how I managed to get it ( Read more... )

Had another rescue this past week. I had to obliviate the parents, then reconstruct their memories so they forgot they ever had a child. Rotten bastards the pair of them. They had kept the the child chained in the cellar since his magical ability surfaced when he was 5. He's 15 now. He's a bit old to go to school, but fortunately Gingerbread has ( Read more... )

Well. I'm in dire need of a good mediwizard. My back is in a right state after hauling 7 stone of squirming wizarding orphan out of a muggle nightmare and over to Gingerbread ( Read more... )

Well I’m glad that’s over. Maybe Padma can go back to her office and stop hovering around Adrian all the time. Frankly she looked a mess, I’d have been happy to cook up a glamour potion- or at least a “less frazzled with hair flying everywhere” concoction… I will say she did a good job with the Gala, the food was excellent and the décor passable. I ( Read more... )

If it isn't too much trouble Adrian, could you get that box to me? I hate to interfere with you and Rog's practice but I do actually need the bloody thing -

Aidy ( Read more... )

I’ve managed a new flavor for my limber libido party favor potion. The new one’s red current and tastes delish! As a side effect you’ll be convinced that you’re Salazar Slytherin for about an hour, which really is a bonus, wouldn’t you think?

Adrian, busy tonight?