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Feb 15, 2006 14:37

Had another rescue this past week. I had to obliviate the parents, then reconstruct their memories so they forgot they ever had a child. Rotten bastards the pair of them. They had kept the the child chained in the cellar since his magical ability surfaced when he was 5. He's 15 now. He's a bit old to go to school, but fortunately Gingerbread has ( Read more... )

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adrians_wall February 16 2006, 02:57:45 UTC
So is Weasel no 9868904962 really heading that committee or did he just say that to cop a feel?

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ambitiousdark February 16 2006, 06:53:01 UTC
He really is. And then he tried to cop a feel. Mumbled something about "valentines" and being "two lonely ships" or some such rot, then slobbered on my neck.

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adrians_wall February 16 2006, 07:41:25 UTC
So he's less interested in actual orphans than making a show and possibly losing his virginity at last.

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ambitiousdark February 16 2006, 07:43:56 UTC
Well it IS Percy.

You look lovely, darling. The colour suits you.

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withfaith February 16 2006, 03:05:10 UTC
Merlin, how perfectly ghastly. Certain types of Some people clearly ought not be allowed to raise children.

Leave it to a Weasley to

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ambitiousdark February 16 2006, 06:55:46 UTC
Death is too good for them. Really I don't understand why the Ministry's never looked into muggle sterilization. Seems like an obvious fix to me.

Horrible! Though at least he's a pureblood even if it's Weasel blood

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infaith February 16 2006, 08:10:45 UTC
As satisfying an idea as it is, sterilising them would require too much actual contact for at least me to consider.

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ambitiousdark February 16 2006, 08:12:40 UTC
I was thinking a few litres of potion in the water supply myself.

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lee_journo February 16 2006, 18:45:36 UTC
Would it be possible to interview you at some point in the future, Millicent? The Prophet is looking to to a human interest story on the rescue of children and those involved in the process.

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ambitiousdark February 17 2006, 18:18:57 UTC
I'll need to clear it with Adrian, press is really more his field. Sure you wouldn't rather chat with him? He is the face of Gingerbread and all.

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lee_journo February 22 2006, 16:58:26 UTC
I'd actually like to chat with both of you. Multiple perspectives give for a better picture for the readers.

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camdenblaiser February 16 2006, 18:48:15 UTC
This whole situation is rather disgusting. Now, you of course know where I stand regarding certain issues, but still I can't help but wish the magical child had directed some unfocused magic at the poor excuses for parents. Even if they are muggleborn.

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ambitiousdark February 17 2006, 18:21:46 UTC
There have been a few cases where the parents were badly injured or even killed. In one case, a pair of twins I found had actually reduced their parents to a pool of waxy goo. Poor little dears, we altered their memories so they wouldn't be forced to live with that image.

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shield_your_eye February 17 2006, 18:11:51 UTC
I might have believed you if we were still at school. But all this great work you do saving children proves that under that gruff exterior you have a soft heart.

And you do need a hug.

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ambitiousdark February 17 2006, 18:23:33 UTC
You know Perce, as neighbors we share so much communal space it would be very easy for me to slip something into your morning tea.

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