All I want to know is where are all the hovercrafts?
We don't even have fucking laser guns.
21st century is a bust.
Fuck this establishment!

Today I am in the lovely territory of western Massachusetts. In a lovely little town named Amherst. I have yet to get intoxicated, but it's okay. It's okay, guys. I'm spending the weekend with Sally Ng ( Read more... )

So it's time to cry in the mirror and cut my wrists to that Spice Girls song 'Goodbye'.
Playgrounds and basements will never be the same.
"YOUZ MUH MAIN NIGGUH FOH REAL I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU"

Dude...wtf?
Tsunamis
Mudslides
And while it was almost 60 in western PA, it was snowing in Las Vegas.

I can't wait til the world ends.
God should play Converge when the sky falls, that'd be pretty sweet.

PS - I want to get the fuck out of this building soon.


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If only I had the motivation to write in this... :\

Wake and bake, motherfucker ( Read more... )

Suck my assizle, nizzle.
I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive