Hey, this'll be fun! I've taken a pre-recorded song that's fairly well known throughout the American lexicon and completely saturated it with various reverb and echo effects. Let's see who can decode this 'Mystery Drone' song ( Read more... )

I see my time here in Ocean City coming to a close. If there's money to be made here, I sure as hell haven't seen it.

If anybody is/was planning on visiting me this summer while I'm still in Ocean City, NOW IS THE TIME.
Seriously.

So, I was sick of Ocean City, and wanted to move home. And then I decided to stick around. And to all my nay-sayers, I'm well aware that all of this flip-flopping is not becoming of a candidate for Presidency of the United States, which is why I say to you, "I'm not running". Actually, that's my campaign slogan.

I went to City Hall today and ( Read more... )

I guess I'm not moving to Towson right now after all. I'm going to stay in Ocean City for at least another month, and try to make it work. If it does, great! I'll pay off as much of my student loans as possible. If not, fuck it. I'll move to Towson ( Read more... )

I saw Molly at work tonight, and she finally got around to bringing in a smaller lipring for me! I went home and took the FUCKING ENORMOUS one out, and spent a grueling half hour trying to fasten the new smaller one into my lip, with considerable discomfort (to put it lightly). But all of the sudden, it popped into place, and it feels like it's ( Read more... )

Last night, I had a dream that instead of a left hand, I had a hook. I also had an arch-nemesis, who also had a hook. We had a hook battle. It was very intense. Not like weak-ass swashbuckling where we let each other pick up swords if we dropped them. REAL gangsta hook fighting. I don't really remember anything else but I'm pretty sure I won ( Read more... )

( OMG LIPRING PICTUREZ!!!! )

This *#%^ will cheer ANYBODY up.

Hey, guys! I thought I'd give myself a trim, and I decided to try something new. What do you think? I actually like it a lot, but I can't put my finger on why...


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I'm sick ( Read more... )