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-I've been collaborating with a really cool musician (& the nicest guy I've ever met) who is actively on the road and has been giving me fatherly advice on how to get my ducks in a row. I've figured out a way to play my stuff live without compromising sound complexity OR showmanship. It'll take some hard work, planning & some financial investment, ( Read more... )

It's a long one, folks. I'll lj-cut it.

( The Great Cheese Conspiracy )

Happy New Year!

In 2010, I will:

-Pay off 3 of my 4 student loans.
-Send a finished & polished CD to prospective labels.

-And if I can afford it, Go back to Japan for at least a week for my 25th birthday. I have unfinished business there.

I can TOTALLY do that. I'ma do that.

Man, it's getting real fucking cold 'round these parts.

If good things come to those who wait,
Then why, dear friends, am I awake:
To scroll and click and roll and snicker,
cycling through my lucid state?

As dawn oppressive, presses on,
past dew strewn dunes and dreary yawns,
and fishermen cast out their nets
to greet their meat a greater threat,
Where they are great and I do lack,
I guess I'm an

Last night I dreamt that I was taking a walk with Drew Barrymore. I gave her some flirtatious compliment, and then she stopped walking and asked me if I wanted to kiss her, to which I responded, "Yes.". So we made out. I seem to remember it being nice ( Read more... )

A benevolent God would spare the rod, and all the wrath implied therein,
but why would he, when he can see how much I enjoy this glass of gin?

Went to court this morning. Never saw the judge, but rather, a long line of people doing paperwork. I assumed that I'd be sitting there in a room full of twenty people or so, giving them and the judge my ( Read more... )

-Got arrested for a DUI. Took a Field Sobriety Test, Breathalized, frisked, hand cuffed, finger printed, photographed. Court date on Monday. Max fine: $750. Max jail time: 2 YEARS. 90 day license suspension, skyrocketed car insurance.

I'm a criminal, motherfuckers.-Said "I love you" to a girl that loves me back. She's rad ( Read more... )