The Italian newspaper cannot shut up about Michigan, apparently ( Read more... )

I've been reading an Italian newspaper to try to practice the language. With the help of an online dictionary I translated this fucked up story from back home ( Read more... )

AP Warrior? Sinister Minister? Lawyer Ron? Brother Derek? Deputy Glitters? Stepenwolfer? Jazil? Showing Up? Point Determined? Sharp Humor?

Yeah that's right. Those are all names of horses running the Kentucky Derby on Saturday. You better believe it.
20 bucks on Showing Up!!!

In my apartment system, delicious fruit gummys are made up of two seperate yet equally important groups. The Haribo peach, who are sitting on the kitchen table, and the Juicy Kiwis, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

Working on my journalism final project makes me very paranoid. I just realized the seven pages I've written so far about the case of the United States v. Uzair Paracha sound sort of like post 9/11 conspiracy film noir novel. But not as cool as that sounds. I bet my teacher says I'm not being objective enough.

I just re-discovered what may be the best piece of writing I've ever been involved with ( Read more... )

Things I'm giving up, starting today:
1. Drinking
2. Smoking
3. Talking to people
4. Daydreaming
Easter is all about rebirth.

I had a dream last night that involved 50 Cent, AND a tyranosaurus rex. And it had something to do with Hurricane Katrina and a general feeling of anger.

9 AM Tues/Thurs: ITALIAN I ( Read more... )

last night (while not quite sober) i purchased, using my credit card, a black epiphone SG bass from musicians friend for 200$. too bad my card is expired and the bill gets sent to my mom because it is for "emergencies" only. hmmm. i will send her a check. soon. i can't believe it: in five years of trying to be a musician, i have bought myself my ( Read more... )