so i just watched the show gilmore girls for the first time. and holy shit. the dialogue on that show makes me physically sick. there is this part where they're at a baptism, and this kooky neurotic character is talking about the twins getting baptised and asking someone who is their favorite twin: "You like Davy right? Davy is more accesible. He's ( Read more... )

"Since the mid 1990s there have been a number of research trips in search of giant squid. Cameras attached to deep-diving subs or *sperm whales* have been used to try to capture the elusive animals on film, but without success ( Read more... )

"Make me an angel
That flies from Montgomery
Make me a poster
From an old rodeo.
Just give me one thing
That I can hold on to
To believe that this living
Is just a hard way to go."

"The immense, frozen solitude of the million-footed mob, the cold, waste fire of the electrical display, the overwhelming meaningless perfection of the female who, through perfection, has crossed the frontier of sex and gone into the minus sign, gone into the red, like the electricity, like the neutral energy of the males, like planets without ( Read more... )

I'm watching "Emma" on HBO and they just got to the part where Emma and Mr. Knightly confess their love and kiss and I almost cried like a middle aged woman watching a LifeTime Original. Taking Victorian British Literature has made me think that no one back then kissed, ever. I dont know, I can't really express what I'm talking about, but basically ( Read more... )

i saw "everything is illuminated" last night, it was pretty good. unfortunately they left out my favorite part, when alex is like "i live in odessa, the capitol of ukraine. ukraine is totally awesome former soviet republic."

so apparently, according to the weekly observer, lang has ranked in the princeton review as such ( Read more... )

after all the love i have directed at my TiVo, after several month's of its flawless performance in recording stella, sex and the city, and reruns of chapelle's show, why did it have to not work now? why did you not record the season primere of the OC TiVo?? WHY? i marked it "to record"!!!! why god why god why???????????????

In Intermediate Fiction this morning, very hungover and nauseous, I was asked to write my "creed" of why I write. I really wanted to vomit the entire time ( Read more... )

but hey
i'm starting to feel ok
lucky number nine

hurray.