who the fuck uses these things anymore?

has anyone ever noticed how we mock midgets?

put a midget in a superman costume and its an instant comedy goldmine...

its almost like because they're short they're second class citizens

funny huh?

i really have to piss

its the american way...so it cant be wrong

happy fucking holidays

fuck beans....i need a social life

Fuck Dances

Hah it looks like i update this bastard once a month..i guess thats just how it works out ( Read more... )

Big Boy is a Dangerous place

all i want right now is sleep...

and a 6 pack...but sleep will do

School starts in 2 days...2-fucking-days...its crazy how much faster things go when your older...pretty soon your just waiting to die...crazy huh ( Read more... )