I'm amazed at cyber space's power to alter or sometimes, completely change the definitions to some of life's most dear situations. For example, have you noticed that popularity is no longer just a competition between the hottest and coolest kids in school? that's it's more than who has the biggest boobs in the seventh grade? (I won that hands down ( Read more... )

I've been thinking...I'm really gonna miss this place
this summer. No, I'm serious. I'm not ready to return
to Warrenizzle aka ass-licking shit hole. Who will I
stay up with til the wee hours? What sorority totes
will I see? How will I make cyber love to my cyber buddies
when my computer at home sucks major ass? Who will I
watch get in bicycle ( Read more... )

          Alright assholes, listen! I have decided to revisit this old whore of a journal for the sole reason that I am paaaaathetically bored. No, I do not plan to write my brilliant thoughts in here like I've done in the past, because frankly, I'm a cocky mother fucker and I don't want to take the chance of any of you-s stealing my brilliance ( Read more... )