Fic ~ Five Reasons You Should NEVER Question The Food.

[amh1988]

And here’s a little something I whipped up earlier~ just a silly little fan fiction for entertainment purposes. No fluff, no pairings, just a little bit of fun. This is my answer to ayumi_kitty’s request, because I failed to give her 90% of what she wanted. Sorry honey, I did try but  the first draft ended up reading like a hard-to-follow recipe

Comments

[pebblegosling]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
*chuckles*
Sakuraiba+Food=Win and fail aaaall at once.
Ah, that was very funny. I laughed...A LOT.
Kudos!
Great idea and fic.

[amh1988]

Thanks!
Really, the wierdest part is I coun't make this up; Sakuraiba just DOES that to food. XD
I'm glad I could give you a giggle.

[uniquelyobscure]

Ooooh. Haha, the best bit... Welcome to Arashi, where we cook up a storm for your soul. How do you come up with these things =)

Bravo haha, so cute!

[amh1988]

Ah~ the Arahi tagline. Really that just wrote itself. Although, maybe this one is better:

Arashi's - where real soul-food is the stuff of dreams... or nightmares.

[ayumi_kitty]

hahahahahaha! That was hilarious!!! *rofl*

Heck, I don't mind the 90% thing, coz THIS is 100% awesome! The idea of an Arashi fast food joint is exceptional! And as long as there're food, I'm all good.

Yeah, I totally understand the 'like a hard-to-follow recipe book for cake.' I'd written something like that once with ALL the steps for a brekky pancake in it XD Even, "make a well in the batter and crack an egg in the middle" *mortifying* XD

But, I digress.

Aiba's food experiments are the core winner of this fic (I guess that's why he has A no Arashi to satisfy his curiosity, huh?) and I exceptionally adore this: “Welcome to Arashi’s, where we cook up a storm for your soul. May I take your order?” ;D

Plainly said, loved it! Loved it! Loved it! <3 I am so sharing this with my friends at school XD

Ps: I wanna try Aiba's 'fries' XDD

[amh1988]

I' sooooo relieved! ^_____^

That's exactly what happened! Really. Oh, well, I know this isn't the fluff you asked for, but humour/crack is OK sometimes right? And Aiba and Sakurai do give us a lot to work with in that department. XD

Oh, and do share, let me know what they think too, OK! ;)

[ayumi_kitty]

Crack!Humor is always good for de-stressing! Which was exactly what I needed at the time!

Oh, and I printed the fic out, but everyone's apparently too bust cracking their heads over our upcoming exams to read at the moment... When they do, I'll drop by a comment here, kay? ;)

[amh1988]

That's very true! I just now got done writng and posting a new crack story in fact. (It's been that kind of week)

I guess everyone is busy right now, huh?

Oh, and while I'm here, I'll give you the link and save myself going through PM, I suppose. n_n'
http://amh1988.livejournal.com/9892.html

[skyhorse8]

I swear, if Ohno hasn’t already killed his taste buds working here, you’re going to finish the job for him. <--- XDD

This was so funny! I loved all the Arashi references you threw in there - 10 year coke XDDD. A no Arashi experiments are a classic! ♥♥♥ I'll definitely want to go to Arashi's even though the food might not be um very...normal. All I need is one of the boys serving me and I am happy. Very cute fic - I loved it.

[amh1988]

Hehehe, I do love it when I get to cram in as many Arashi references as I can. I even mentioned that Arashi had been in business for ten years.

Yeah, I'd go too, but I wouldn't eat either. I'll just fill up on the eye-candy thanks.

[zukkoke_iero]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol...
Hun~
This made my day~
Agyagyagyagyagya...
WHAT A SOUL STORM... XDD

[amh1988]

Reading this comment made me LOL.
I can practically hear you from in front of my computer!

I'm glad I made you laugh. I'd nearly forgotten how much fun I can have writting CRACK.