Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [7/?]
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG13 (rn)
Word Count: ~5,100
Summary: Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.
Beta: teexsaurus. i have nothing good to say about this sexy beast rn.

( “Buckle up. I’m not sure if we’re going to end up in hell.” )

zhou mi is everything awesome and we should all love him ok
zhou mi (qmi, microscopic bit of mimin?) | pg13 | approx 700w | zhou mi wants to die pretty
warning: character death; written in under an hour/in a state of distress
a/n: no, i cant think of a better title. i tried and came up with 'zhou mi, zhou mi, zhou mimi'

( Hopefully, his family will take note of color coordination when they select the coffin. )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [6/?]
Pairing: Kyumin, Hanchul
Rating: PG13 (rn)
Word Count: ~4,200
Summary: Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.
Beta: teexsaurus who made me realised that my grammar was worse than i thought. i honestly thought my english was better than jackie ( Read more... )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [5/?]
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG13 (rn)
Word Count: ~2,600
Summary: Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.
Beta: teexsaurus who got into rilakkuma because of stupidfic. she made this fic less dumb. thankyu~ (づ￣ 3￣)づ

( The chick is ticklish. )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [4/?]
Pairing: Kyumin, Hanchul
Rating: PG13 (rn)
Word Count: ~3,100
Summary:Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.

( I need a new sequined cardigan to offset the damage you have done to my spirit. )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [3/?]
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG13 (rn)
Word Count: ~3,000
Summary:Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.

( Oh, if only evil can be transmitted via sound waves. )

Title: Castor canadensis
Pairing: Qmimin♥
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1,800
Summary: Since young, Sungmin knew he was different from other beavers.
A/N: Discovery is so meaningful, you guys. And if you know me, you would know that the real a/n is the string of p.s.es at the end~

( “Hyung! Hyung! Hyung!” The baby beavers trilled from where they sat, perched on top of a large rock covered with moss. “We will miss you!” )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [2/?]
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG13 (rn, for a little swearing)
Word Count: ~3,400
Summary:Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.
Warning: Siwon is fat in this fic. Zhou Mi is 70% OOC. Kyumin is under all that Mimin lol, idek.

( “Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at me.” Siwon recited with a dismissive wave of his hand. )

Title: ±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [1/?]
Pairing: Kyumin
Rating: PG13 (rn, for a little swearing)
Word Count: ~2,200
Summary:Sungmin is a greeting card writer. He's good only at sympathy cards and rude only to Dr. Cho.
Warning: I have no idea how it happened and I do not hate him but Siwon is fat in this fic.

( Can we talk about cows and methane emissions instead? Honestly, cow farts are more interesting than him. )

Title: This is Why Qmimin are not (Insert Random)(4/?)
Pairing: Qmimin♥
Rating: PG13 (for excessive swearing in hokkien. erm.)
Genre: Fail (?)
Word Count: 1,407
Summary: Fail!Qmimin.
A/N: I may or may not have taken dumb to a whole new level. I mean. I wrote one part in Singlish. /shifty eyes

( erm. singlish fic? that you can/should skip. )