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I now work as a hostess at Bonefish Grill.
Suckers.
Attention, those of the opposite sex:- I expect you to make the first move.
- I expect you to buy me something nice, if only just once.
- I expect you to write "I <3 Amber" somewhere. Anywhere. Even if you dont love me. Just heart.
- I expect you to not say one thing and do another.
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- I expect you to make the first move.
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I think everybody should know:
I absolutely cannot WAIT to see the movie Waiting. Ah!
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What's with places saying "call us"
and then you call
and then they say they'll call you back?
I know they won't, so stop carrying it on like a child and just tell me if I'm hired or not. Some of us are broke and need to be told! -
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anyway.
Ladies.. this is to you.
Please, for the love of god, stop hovering.
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YOU GUYS
TODAY IS GOOGLE'S 7TH BIRTHDAY
OH SHIT.
Feliz cumpleanos! -
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I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
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Final Ode
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Religion ( Read more... )