She was dear to me but so expensive.

[amorda]

So while driving to work today, I was roughly 100 feet away from my parking lot and something was in the middle of the road. Fearing to swerve I put that piece of hard metal in between my wheels, and let me tell ya, that was a bad decision. There was a terrible noise, my armrest crack and the top of it flew off. My car then got very loud and

Comments

this comment is purposefully lame, so don't worry.

[anonymous]

Re: the subject line. Are you talking about the hooker or the car?
~Lindsey

Re: this comment is purposefully lame, so don't worry.

[hommedeterre]

he's talking 'bout emaline

[a_new_body]

You can still have sex in it. It just might be more awkward this way.

[kentuckydiddy]

-"I never got to have sex in that car."

I did, and it was GLORIOUS!

[madmatt213]

You never told me! I feel cheated.

[hommedeterre]

I keep imagining a cartoon where a car is split in half cleanly by a saw.

[sippycup]

I didn't know there would be two Emo Gregs. They're both pretty kickass.