Earlier I was watching the absolute gem Maui Fever and I saw a bunch of drunk bleached out girls singing "Santeria" and making out with each other. This is basically what I've been waiting for my whole life and I now feel satisfied. RIP BRADLEY.

I have a job in a cubicle farm.

I'm trying to get my shit together. I know this is probably funny to many people, since I am a pretty thorough slacker, but I am looking for a second job in the interest of moving out by January. I've been going to school and am actually pretty excited about a couple of things. Don't worry- I still hate more things than I like and wish I could set ( Read more... )

The only thing standing between me and murder is the law.

Well holy shit! Considering that school starts... tomorrow, I guess it's good that I finally registered. All night classes, all at the Oakland Campus. I'm going to force myself to buckle down and do well this semester, because I don't really want to end up living with my parents forever. I am sick of being a loser, so I guess I should get off my ( Read more... )

Ever since I have discovered the combination consisting of vanilla ice cream, caramel syrup, and chocolate sprinkles, my life has vastly improved. I'm going to be obese very soon, very soon. I want to die by being completely buried in this delicious gift from the gods of all things delicious.

I have oregon trail sickness. If I die, someone please write "Ass" or "Dick" on my gravestone instead of my name, for the sake of tradition. I'm off to gather provisions from the General's Store. Maybe I'll see you guys on the other side of the river.

5:30 PM Today started out really shitty but is improving.

Man.

Man I am going nuts right now! I don't understand at all, in any way, why I am not sleeping. There is no reason for this at all. I thought going online would make me tired, but it didn't. It just made shit look weirder than it did when I was laying in bed staring out my window, and let me tell you, shit sure did look weird when I was looking out my ( Read more... )