OUR BROKEN LAMP IS A HATEFUL BEAST! BABY IS SCREAMING, HASN'T NAPPED YET!! HE'S BEEN IN THERE OVER TWO HOURS NOW!! THE FUCK? I'VE LOST THE WILL TO WRITE MY HOBBIT PORN!! I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT COME IN HERE AND FILL SPACE!!! SHOO-BOP-SHOO-BOP-SHOO-BOPSHOO-BOPAWOP!! OUR HOUSE IS BEING CURRENTLY CLEANED!! ILYA IS A GOOD HUSBAND!!!

http://www.newscientistspace.com/article.ns?id=mg18625052.900

WAY TOO FUCKING COOL.

... I now have an IQ of 149. Frikkin' 'ey what? :)

I am gunna go ta HawVawd. Pawk da cah.

It's in my profile now, but I figured I'd make a post to those who might be interested in reading some of my fanfic. :)

http://www.freewebs.com/honey_and_vinegar/

Go on ahead and check it out, if ya like. :)

Starts more by movieverse than bookverse; BV would basically be restating everything while inserting the words "She, her, Rose" instead of "He, his, Harry". I wanted to start with Dumbledore and all, but that again seemed redundant. It starts with Rose at "home" with the Dursleys, nearing her 11th birthday.

( *Beats Mary-Sues* BACK OFF, IT'S MINE AND IT'S GOOD!! )

What an awesome new friend I have acquired back at deleterius !

Thanks to my new bud

ivy_shinigami !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rawk on, fellow fighter. STOMP THOSE SUES!!!!!!!!!
Those of you who want to witness our fun and the reason for my new piccy, go to http://www.livejournal.com/community ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've been writing slash fanfic of LOTR, particularly hobbits. All of it pretty lovin' up Sam and Frodo. And I just got my first story online, yay ( Read more... )

Just joined the hobbit_smut community, hoping I won't be denied membership. Seeing as I come home nearly everyday now and write hobbit smut ( Read more... )

Posted this on mlb.com. *More giggles ( Read more... )