Kapag walang magawa si Kiko...

[amputa]

Melanie Marquez and Saint Peter meet at the gates of heaven.

MM: Where am I?

SP: Welcome, Melanie.

MM: Oh. My. God.

SP: Not exactly. But you will meet Him inside.

MM: Wa-what? I cannot be dead. I am one of the last living Ms. International na buhay!

SP: Unfortunately, the plane you were riding crashed.

MM: Oh no...we had a planecrash-ed?

SP: (Nods solemnly

Comments

[pinoybigbrother]

panalo talaga si lola melanie..hehehehe

ang ganda mo sa user pic ha mare?

[amputa]

echusera ka tlga... =P

[pinoybigbrother]

echusera ka jan?!!! may kamukha ka mare...si GIAN MAGDANGAL!!!!

[amputa]

sino naman itey? char! =P

[tgfh_tbfh]

haha! thanks for the post. made my night. :)

[amputa]

Sana i will make your day too. hahaha!

[pestcontrol_g2]

ay talaga namang pag melanie jokes e ibang level. ok yung user pic ha. :>

[amputa]

Salamat... =)

nyahaha!

[d_authority]

walang kakupaskupas na melanie marquez...

'Ginawa kong open book ang buhay ko. Masakit yong sa talk show, you’re asked, “O Melanie, how do you feel when people talk about you having different children from different men?” Parang pinupukol ka, parang napakarumi mong babae. But why do I have to be offended? Now that I’m mature, I have a sense of humor na-sabi ko, at least I’m consistent. “I’m Miss International, so I should have international babies!” Alam mo kasi ang Pilipino pag sinasara mo yong buhay mo, lalong kinakalkal tapos binibigyan ng malisya. Inobserbahan ko yong behavior ng ating kababayan, yong way of thinking nila. They might think na just because sometimes, grammatically, my English is wrong, but I’m not stupid. I’m not dumb.'

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cool and fun blog entires by the way, i hope you don't mind if i add you.

Re: nyahaha!

[amputa]

sure thing... before you know it, ni-add na rin kita.. hehe.

[soulboy85]

Hilarious! Got me laughing on my own here! HAHA :D