First off, Courtenay drivers suck. I almost got hit by cars twice on my way back to the venue from the Liquor Store. The fucking roads weren't even busy! The fucking nub-nubs weren't even Chinese! It was like roads in downtown Vancouver, minus the road-rage and intense concentration of traffic. What a ridiculous place ( Read more... )

I did alot of house-chore shit today. I vacuumed like a mother. I wiped the dust off of ceiling fans. I dusted the living room like a horny french maid. I owned dust-bunnies and dust-elephants alike. I got a beer out of it. I'm pretty pleased.

I made Amber cry yesterday. I made her fix my journal thing to make it look cool. Unfortuanetly, she ( Read more... )

I weeded the garden. It was fucking cool. I saw a yellow lady-bug and it was quite the mind-fuck for me. I nicked my hands too, so now I feel all rugged and manly. Unfortuanetly, playing in the flowers for 2 hours deducts 20 manly points right there. FUCK ( Read more... )

So I turned 19. That's pretty badass. I can now get into bars, buy smokes, and all of that jazz. Unfortuanetly, I don't have proper government I.D. to go with this privilege and alot of people are cunts in this town so it doesn't always work out. I also lost my job which kinda sucks. I'm hoping to become a Chinese Culinary chef in this kitchen of ( Read more... )

The first entry of a Live Journal virgin. I've only really used Live Journal to find porn, since my theory is that it won't trace any porno cookies onto the computer, thus no spyware and e-mails and all that bullshit. I'm smart, eh? I'm probably wrong and this computer is most likely royally fucked from dormant viruses or something. Anyways, here's ( Read more... )