Tomorrow I have to put my kitty, Oliver to sleep. I've had him since I was 15 years old and he was just a tiny little kitten. His mom got hit by Aimee Perez's mom's car and died and Oliver came to live with me soon after. He used to grab onto my ankles and not let go and I could walk around with him. He used to come to me when he knew I was ( Read more... )

Quick update - Got fired from my job but am happy about it. I love collecting unemployment! I still make more than certain someones that milk off their grandmother ( Read more... )

Last night I covered my arms and legs in lotion, only after did I realize it was body WASH and I had to shower all over again!!! GRRR! doh!

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This guy did something that I would probably do - go psycho over a stolen item and then want to legally kick ass!!!

You go boy!

In the month of April, my family has found a really nice house to live in that is in a much better neighborhood. We have been trying to sell our house which isn't going too well. Buried a St. Joseph in the yard but still no luck. I think we haven't been praying hard enough. Anyway, not sure how I feel about the whole thing. I think it will be ( Read more... )

7 days of work are over. 5 bazillion left to go. Well let's see if I have to work for another 40 years at ummmm 365-104 weekends -24 days vacation = 237 x 40 - 9,480 days of work left in my lifetime. Is that right???? That sounds horrible.

Ugh, time to go home.

Did you ever just have one of those days??? Today is not one of them. It’s my first day of work on my own. Hasn’t been too traumatizing yet. I have wasted an hour sitting and staring at my screen and some papers trying to figure out how to do something. I’m sure it’s not supposed to be very complicated, yet, I’m not grasping some major part of ( Read more... )

To all you Transit workers who are part of the TWU, actually no, I take that back. Just Roger Toussaint - you are a complete asshole. You are a very selfish mother fucker. Stop expecting so much more than other people. You and your union are so much more fortunate than millions of other people in this city and country and you are just screwing ( Read more... )

Try to find all the bands in this picture. For example, in the lower left hand corner is Guns n Roses (guns in a rose bucket). Let me know how many you find. Heather and I found 60. There should be 74 but some people's interpretations make the number much higher.


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