one jump ahead of the lawmen

[aboobooprince]

Who: Aladdin & Open
What: Aladdin gets up to mischief
When/Where: Gumdrop Meadows... the FIVE YEARS GONE edition.  Except more like... one year.  They've all been living there that long, yep.  Things are darker in... Disney terms, which means no one is a stripper.  Probably.  They're all just fat.  From too much candy.  J/k Aladdin still looks

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[gleamandglow]

[Oh heck no. No one's going to let her man take the fall and get away with it, not even a nice guy like Aladdin! Look, she admires his poofy hair and boyish nature. He's a bro.

Except right now. In which she's chasing after him, partially to outrun the Ginger police and also partially to tie Aladdin down with her hair.]

Wait! [She calls out after him as he crumples the marshmallow canopy she had been planning to land on, only to have to use her hair to throw on over at a lollipop latch over on the next building over. She takes a running leap and propels herself forward to land in front of Aladdin. She doesn't have her usual frying pan here, but she does have a nice giant rock candy crystal she picked up not too long ago. She holds that out menacingly. Pascal sits on her shoulder, glaring over at the street rat like he's a hardcore criminal.]

Hold it right there, mister. You're not going anywhe-

[She hears the police getting closer and shouting in angry and confusing accents, and her eyes go wide as she shakes her hair free of the

[aboobooprince]

[Oh god it's Flynn's frightening girlfriend. This is worse than if Flynn had caught up with him. As Abu glares back at the chameleon, Aladdin adopts an apologetic stance, holding up his hands as if to fend off her ... scarily sharp piece of rock candy. That thing looks like it'll leave a mark. 8| ] Now, hey, can't we, uh... talk about this? [He laughs nervously and then gulps when she doesn't look any less angry.

But oh hey! Here come the police. And then she's taking off again. He stands there for one second, and mutters:]

Never thought I'd be so happy to see those guys... [But wait a sec] Hey... wait for me!

[almostremember]

[Anya just so happens to be standing in front of the vendor that Aladdin crashes down onto. She's new to this place, a transfer student from somewhere or something, idk. She really doesn't belong here, but here she is anyway, glaring in annoyance at Aladdin.]

Hey, store crushing guy, some of us are trying to get breakfast here. What, you haven't heard of getting in trouble after lunch or something?

[Look,she's a bitch when she's hungry. And she's poor, so she's usually hungry. It's a hard life.]

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[Aladdin manages to struggle up to his feet, and grabs his poor fez from where it's stuck in some marshmallow. He has to yank a few times, and then when it finally unsticks, he falls backwards again. It's very classy.

He grumbles at her as he untangles himself again]

Look [one arm jerks free] lady [he makes it up to standing], there's plenty of other shops to [he grabs one of his legs, which are still knee-deep in marshmallow and yanks it free, then wobbles out to the side] get food from. [And then out from under the canopy squirms an angry shopkeeper, shaking his fist, and Aladdin immediately backpedals ]

Uh, but I'm sure this one's the best.

[pinnedyou]

[Nala's busy stalking around the marketplace, teaching herself how to hunt. it's a hard life for a lioness with no pack to teach her these things. She's busy keeping low, slinking along after a licorice snake. It's not good food, but it's fun to mimic the slithering and attempt to catch it without it seeing her.

Too bad for her, she's very focused on pouncing the snake and doesn't notice some human getting into trouble and stumbling his way around. So when he crashes down through a marshmallow canopy, Nala spazzes out. Her fur puffs out and she lets out a pathetic baby lion yelp. And then she tries to scale up the nearest tree, which just so happens to be aladdin. Oops. Sorry bro.]

[aboobooprince]

[OH COME ON, can this day be any worse flk;dfjafj Where's Abu, they can wrestle and get in a Lion King roll, except less romantic or w/e. Aladdin stumbles backwards, trying to grab the thing and pull it off him]

Hey! Get off of me! [He manages to get a handful of her and yanks backwards but her claws are like dug into his flimsy vest and when he gets her even a little ways away, he can see that she's

a fucking LION

and lets her go immediately] What the?! Where'd you come from?!

[monkeyissultan]

[ Hops the hell on Aladdin's back. He's a coward about it at first, but when he's on Aladdin he gets brave and starts

pointing and making noise at the Lion. HDU pounce on Aladdin like that. He is yelling at you, Nala.

Yelling. ]

[loveshoney]

[Oof! Pooh was just sitting there, having a smackeral of his new favorite food, high fructose corn syrup. He was minding his very own business and not bothering a soul, which is why he's so surprised and flustered when some fatass human falls on him. There's a squeak that comes from him, and then a sob when he realizes that whoever this is probably knocked over his beloved snack. He's trying really hard to wedge his fat ass out from under the human and ends up popping out, tumbling onto the ground.]

Not the honey!

[Oh yeah. he thinks it's a kind of honey. Don't ruin his world. And it sure is...dumped everywhere. Fiddlesticks.]

... oh bother.

[aboobooprince]

[Yes. Even the honey.

He's busy looking around for an exit and largely ignore the giant fatass bear behind him, until he hears that and glances down. Sure as shit, there's honey every-fucking-where.

Look, if this was Agrabah, he'd just have the Sultan send you some more, but out here it's every Disney asshole for himself] Sorry! [He's even more sorry that he's about to grab the empty honey pot from your chubby hands] This is kind of an emergency. [And with that he rolls the pot like a bowling ball down the street where a bunch of drunken Gingers get knocked down like so many pins, clattering off into different directions. One of them lands upside down inside a barrel with his little gingerbread legs wiggling angrily, because everything Irish people do is angry.]

[singsongy]

[Not too far away, in the center of the marketplace, there's a giant chocolate fountain. And surrounding that chocolate fountain is Giselle and a band of candy animals, Gingerbread civilians, and various other animated folk.

Singing.

and dancing.

Songs about love and sweetness and things that could probably sound very perverted, if they weren't trapped in a PG rating.

THIS IS A PERFECT DISTRACTION FOR YOU, ALADDIN. YOU CAN THANK HER LATER. OR WHENEVER YOU RUN BY HER. IDK. SINGING. YAY! ]

[aboobooprince]

[Oh thank god, lots of people are gathering around to watch Giselle and her tribe sing, which is making it hard for the Ginger Police to break through. They're whacking little animals with their candy canes, but the little squirrels are just latching onto them with their teeth and gnawing them all the way down to the officer's hands.

Aladdin pops her a finger gun as he hops across some people's gingerbread heads to get on the other side of the fountain] I owe you one, Giselle! [Because I guess they have pre-existing CR now. It's awesome.]