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I HAVE JASON MRAZ'S AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JASON FUCKING MRAZ SIGNED MY T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOUCHED JASON MRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT,
LIKE I HAVE HAD DREAMS ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?
more later...
IM TOO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!

The Superego: Everyone's personal cock blocker.

So, as I see it, Dorota is by far the best character on Gossip Girl.
First of all, she doesn't even exist in the books so
For one thing, she's already made a name for herself by appearing out of nowhere.
She's always everywhere, so you know she knows ALL of the dirt.
You would think she knows so much that perhaps, in fact, do I dare say it?
Could ( Read more... )

"I live like a hermit in my own head."

"1-2-3-4
Splendas in your coffee Stanley,
none in yours Julia,
because I don't know how you take it.
But if you'd rather--"

The highlight of every week.
The funniest show on television.
Period.

Better day ( Read more... )

I want to paint my face
And pretend that I am someone else
Sometimes I get so fed up
I don't even want to look at myself

But people have problems that are worse than mine
I don't want you to think I'm complaining all the time
And I hate the way you look at me I have to say
I wish I could start over

I am slowly falling apart
I wish you'd take a walk in my ( Read more... )

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