Dad: So, you ready for the Olympics ( Read more... )

Author claims White House knew Iraq had no WMD

Today is my parents' 30th wedding anniversary. They've known each other for 33 years. I can't even imagine going on a date with someone for more than an hour or so ( Read more... )

Chinese TV Show Canceled After Drawing Only 180 Million Viewers

In cat news, since my mattress is on the floor, Callie has taken a liking to clawing her way sideways along the entire edge of the bed. She did, like, 2 laps at 5 in the morning.

I just switched from Mad Men to I Love Money because I'm eating and IM-ing, and I don't have the attention span needed to become enamored with Mad Men, even though it's one of the most critically acclaimed shows on television. I'm writing this very LJ entry while "watching" one of the most pointless reality shows on television. But...part of me ( Read more... )

Callie is actually hanging out and sleeping in the cat condo I bought for her. I fully expected her to show more interest in the box in which the cat condo came. It's not a ridiculous cat condo by the way. Just a little carpet-covered cylinder with a cat-sized hole in it. With a scratching post on top. And on top of that, a little flat surface, or ( Read more... )

My new obnoxious habit is waking up in my bed at, like, 4 am to a random movie or an infomercial on TV and my cat staring at me from my desk chair. I've been doing this all week, mostly because I get sick of getting ready for bed. I just want to plop down and fall asleep.

This morning, I woke up to the end of Weekend at Bernie's II (it pained me ( Read more... )

Wiccan stabs self during Wiccan ceremony.

Super Floor kids: Remember when Roie stabbed himself in the leg with a samurai sword? "Hyper, laughing college student stabs own leg with samurai sword" apparently wasn't good enough for MSNBC.

I cry during a movie if the writing is good. It doesn't even have to be a happy or sad scene.

I've known this for a while, but I thought I'd share because yesterday I watched Adaptation and Little Miss Sunshine again.

Callie accidentally shit on my bed.

Let me explain.

( Gross details follow. Not that gross, but still. If you're eating, now would be a good time to stop. )