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"the hardest part of a broken heart, isn't the ending so much as the start...losing your mind for the sake of your heart."

either eat it or pass out. take your pick ( Read more... )

here are the instructions on stabbing someone in the heart, stomping on it, shitting on it, then sticking it right back in their chest ( Read more... )

so i think a dude likes me...for once...i'm not doing the chasing ( Read more... )

lots of weird things have happened lately...

-met an awesome guy named asa. i like him a lot.
-drank tequila and sang karaoke at this pseudo-redneck bar.
-walked 2 miles and it was hot outside.
-ran outta my meds...i'm shaking like a damned chihuahua.

also, this is the next best undiscovered internet celebrity. jesus christ.
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im getting one of those on wednesday.
i have to quit taking my meds tomorrow as well as smoking. i quit drinking today. i also cannot take my dramamine for dizziness. the next two days are going to be hell for me.

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so there is this internet troll who is a male chauvenist named dick masterson....that name is so fucking made up ( Read more... )

so i live next to some chinese people who feel the need to be really cliche and only wear slippers...not only that they hurry in them all the time. i think they speak english cause i heard the word "murderer ( Read more... )

toastydth: spaaaaace ghoooooost ( Read more... )

i feel like i am a part of a cruel joke that no one is finding funny.