im having two friends over for dinner. im super stoked. and contrary to mobilian belief, im not trying to get in either of their pants. take that rumor whores ( Read more... )

im totally over uppers ( Read more... )

according to wikipedia, i grew up in a village.
Marthaville, Louisiana


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considering there is no point in getting a job and all im waiting for is doctor's appts...i am very fucking bored, and will be for about a month and a half now. awesome...i need a hobby, but it also needs to warm the fuck up.

also going to amsterdam this summer.
too bad i hate pot.


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my super human strength is located in my vagina.

i can't believe they give that shit to children.

so i am VERY slowly getting better. its fucking awesome. all it took was getting a tooth pulled ( Read more... )