got distracted and wrote 2000 words of crack instead

[an_only_tree]

Title: The Time You Put a Goat in Jerzy's Room
Rating: PG13
Summary: It was Bellamy. It was always going to be Bellamy.
Required Reading (all of which is longer and way funnier than this story):
1. Mostly because it's amazing, not because the crack it inspired has any plot to follow... because it really, really doesn't:

Comments

[anaile20gh]

“Did you tell him we need a cute goat?”

“No.”

“Alonso, that’s the whole bloody point…”

“Shut up, Ginge. I don’t think the man believes you have… honorable intentions with his goat. Asking for a good looking one is not going to make this any easier.”

[an_only_tree]

I could think this really happened because in reality BELLAMY WHACKED GINGE OVER HIS BACK WITH A GOLF CLUB FOR REFUSING TO SING A KARAOKE SONG WITH HIM. Also, Jerzy got arrested after binge drinking with Fowler and Pennant and Rafa had to bail him out at 4am. (And this we only found out THIS year from Bellers' book. Imagine all the stuff we don't know...) I feel so inadequate and like I could never ever do justice to Liverpool's intense craziness.

even the kinky stuff

Pffft, Xabier's fetish is fairly vanilla. I really wish he went back to drunk!tweeting about it...

[annaisanomalous]

That was delightful!

[an_only_tree]

I'm delighted that you read it and liked it, thank you. I didn't think anybody would because the damn comm is broken and won't let me post.