God I hate working out. I've only been doing it regularly for two days, but already I want to cut my head off and keep it in one of those preservation bubble things from Futurama so I don't have to worry about a body anymore. I suppose I could just convince myself that by not working out I'm refusing to conform to a fascist standard of beauty, and ( Read more... )

Cheese Pizza
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I'm back...and it's odd. I was dreading my return like the plague, but everything was strangely cool once I got here. It almost feels wrong being content to be 1500 miles away from the justification for my existence --i.e. Adam, my own room, and Applebees' honey barbeque wings--, but I guess it's preferable to being miserable. And Adam's coming to ( Read more... )

Saw Against Me! again on Thursday...holy crap. I'm pretty sure those guys are quasi-divine, nothing else can explain their amazing powers. :p This year was even better than last, although it may be because the Trocadero is just better than the Starlight Ballroom...although the Starlight looked like an old roller rink, and that made me giggle. But ( Read more... )

Yesterday I saw a guy dig an old cigarette butt out from between the cracks in the sidewalk so he could have a smoke.

Today Pat Morita is dead.

I'm pretty certain there is no justice.

"Kill All That You Can Kill ( Read more... )

Oh la la, I'm actually in a pretty damn good mood this evening. Zut alors, quel suprise! :D hehe. I've been feeling pretty disenheartened for the past few days, so this is a welcome change. It may be more that I'm so damn tired I've lost control of my motor skills, let alone the capacity to perpetuate a decent depression. I'm having trouble typing ( Read more... )

God I'm fucking worthless.

They went and changed the link on me :p

Is it bad when your most publicly recognized achievement is fellating a chess piece?

http://www.statuemolesters.com/gallery/601-800/664.php

"No matter what happens, just remember that I love ya, k, honey? Not that I'm gonna do anything to make you doubt it, I"m just saying ( Read more... )