hey all, so my old cell phone got sacrificed to the mummy.... so now i need everyone's phone numbers again. those of you whose phone numbers i didn't have before, now would be a great time to give them to me.... this means you... Mark Duggar.... anyway, adam, if you could pass my number along to the others, just have them call me and leave a ( Read more... )

i just went to see Avenue Q live in London, bitches!!!!!!!!! that's right, and it was everything i dreamed of and more. there was singing, there was dancing, and there was sex with puppets!!!!!!!!!!! it was absolutely amazing. i could not have spent a better £17.50...

Since i last posted i got a job at Disney, and i've been loving it. i have a class i hate and life has been pretty darn decent, until now ( Read more... )

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This is uber funny... http://www.gamespot.com/news/6144286.html

I feel obligated to update, since i've got so much free time, and nothing better to do... My Human Resources professor had a death in the family, so she cancelled class, she basically stopped in to tell us this on her way to the airport, but the fact that she still came in to explain it to us and to hand out the notes for the day speaks volumes to ( Read more... )

so those of you who like seaworld, and are AAA members, go to your nearest AAA location and buy yourself a year pass to Seaworld for 61.75!!!! literally the price of a single visit for an adult, undiscounted. My parents are getting me one, which is awesome, the tickets expire new years eve, 2006, but i do believe i will get plenty of use out of ( Read more... )

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin ( Read more... )

So last night, my friend Diana asks Kate and myself to catsit her 4 week old kitten while she goes to the UCF game... two words FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!! Diana found her caught in a fence by her house while she was making pumpkin pie, and she has named the cat Pumpkin, she is the sweetest little Calico you've ever seen. so tine, and so cute, she was ( Read more... )