if you've ever worked at PPSC or you know Jackie then you may or may not know that yesterday was her last day.....apparently they are throwing her a going away party tonight at 5 at the odd mexican resturaunt across from Minute Maid west of paw paw.

Don't be a Jew.....come

well, i just got a call at 7:40 that asked if i was hunting today. I said 'no, i have a meeting in Allegan'. The caller (Amy's dad) then told me 'oh, a big buck is near your blind'

DAMNIT I'VE HUNTED ALL SEASON AND HAVE SEEN ONE BUCK!!!!!

shot at spike buck opening day.
was crappy shot
buck ran away
couldn't find buck
have seen no other buck since
it is suck
tomorrow is another day
shall hope to shoot buck

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," He responded.

"Oh, killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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i am now $150 (permit cost) away from being able to carry a concealed weapon...look at me go

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"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."

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