I just had a shave with a four bladed razor. I received it during orientation week inside a comsoc bag.

I cut myself a total of zero times.

So it's 1:10AM and I'm sitting at my computer typing some absolute bullshit about business information systems and I am slowly going insane after attempting to read a 26 page reading about the internet off of my computer screen please send help

who is your daddy and what does he do says ( Read more... )

o week O YEAH says:
ok and its mufty hey
o week O YEAH says:
there's not sydney uniform

im so sad right now some girl just always laughs at me because im an emo kid and she said fuck emo kids in my face and i started crying because she kept saying it and her guy friends came up to me and said FUCK emo kids and i couldnt do anything

Merry Christmas to you all! Have a wonderful day. Stay safe!

I am leaving for schoolies cruise. I will be gone for ten days. This will be my second schoolies. Does this make me a tooly? I think so.

I will return a broken man. Look forward to seeing you all on the 19th of December so we can compare penis size/UAIs.

schoolies is a joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Wg93h0t7Hz8

Last night/this morning, at 2AM, I woke up covered in my own blood. I was bleeding profusely from my left hand and had no idea why this was the case. After conferring with my parents (and about 15 minutes) we realised that I had somehow hit my hand on the framed photo collage that hangs above my bed, shattering its glass casing. I spent the next 3 ( Read more... )

YESRLY / NORLY