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More Zimmerman.
There was a 12-year-old girl murdered in the next county last fall. She was a white girl murdered by two black brothers. They found her body and within days (if not hours), the brothers were arrested and they have been in the clink ever since ( Read more... ) -
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Last night, on mturk, I drew a penis for 3 cents. I drew a penis for money. How many people get to say that?
One of the receipts I transcribed last week showed that someone purchased a laxative and a plunger. Guess it had been a while. -
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No more dreams, only regrets. -
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People prefer the certainty of misery over the misery of uncertainty. -
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90% of U.S. Tobacco is GMO.
Er, yeah, because the GMO tobacco is really what you need to worry about in cigarettes. -
Like a genie.
I fixed the toilet. All I did was replace the handle but it sure made me feel like a badaas. Whatever blows your hair back, I guess. -
Stop sayng that.
1. I got my hair/nails did. Enough said.
2. Mancave. They aren't barbarians, they don't need caves. -
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I was in a groove at work, muttering to myself about something. A minute later, a staff came down and looked around the office then turned around and went back upstairs.
Now I'm distracted thinking he heard me talking to myself and came down to see who else was here. -
Ok!
I was standing in line at Panera (it was my compromise for dragging myself to work today...I'd do most of my work at Panera) and I am standing behind a couple at the order counter. A lady and her grandchild join the line behind me ( Read more... ) -
Weiner.
I saw the Weinermobile on my way in to work this morning!