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Our internet hiccuped and went out for a few minutes. I'm embarrassed about how anxious the thought of no internet made me. -
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I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.
How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog! -
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I will not stay up late watching Law and Order. I have work tomorrow! If I stay up late, I will be tired and therefore quite grumpy and unfocused! It would be silly of me to put on another episode ( Read more... ) -
Dreams.
I dream about bridges a lot. Usually in my dreams, there are holes in the bridges that I have to drive/walk around, or the bridges delve into the water and I have to figure out some other way to get to the other side. Part of me wonders what this symbolizes but another part of me knows it's only because I drive across a suspension bridge twice ( Read more... ) -
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Isn't it funny that if we get an email littered with spelling or grammatical errors, we automatically think, "Gee, how unprofessional!" But when was the last time we looked at proper email and remarked, "This person's writing is so professional ( Read more... ) -
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I have a free pizza waiting for me at Domino's but I have to call in and actually talk to a person to redeem it.
I am donating blood in January because they are giving away a free pound of coffee to those who do. I will literally give of myself for free coffee but social interaction might scare me out of a free pizza. -
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Is Elf on the Shelf over yet?
No one cares about your elf. -
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"Happiness is like a bully in the school yard. He draws a line in the sand and dares you to cross it. When you cross it he backs up and draws another, daring you to cross it. If you don't find happiness where you are, you'll never find it." -
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Would you rather fight 10 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck?