This fuckin fatass nigger bitch went to the bar with her ghetto ass detoirt pikmps and drank herself untio a fat ass stupor. shout outs to my home doggs nate sarah and andy, we are the blackest fuckin fatass nigger bitches in d-town! Word to your acrylic nail wearin, fuzzy navel drinkin, 300 pound FAT BLACK MOM! BIYITCH! HAPPY FUCKIN NEW YEAR YOU ( Read more... )

I am addicted to Dove Dark Chocolate Promises.

Tonight I made more money at ESM than I did on Saturday and Sunday combined. Keep in mind that I worked a double on Sunday, and today is Tuesday, which is notorious for being slow. I guess it really is pretty random. Oh well, I'm attracted to the excitement of not knowing how much money I'll bring home on any given day.

Ann Coulter is hardcore ugly and anorexic. What right does she have making such thoughtless and emotional statements when she can't even dress herself properly?

Also, if you look closely, you'll see that she has a stronger jaw than I do. Does that mean I'm more woman than her?

First time serving tonight. I had a section of two tables and came home with $25. Wow. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. I'm working a double.

I'm jealous of the Sim that I modeled after myself because he's sexier than I am. Pixelated bastard!

After living in Michigan for eight years, I finally learned how to play euchre tonight. At one point, Sarah and her brother Bobby knocked over some christmas decorations (from the little village that was set up on the counter behind them) and when Bobby went to pick up a figurine of two caroling black people, he goes, 'It's okay, it was only the ( Read more... )

No offense to anyone on my friends list (especially Cassie) but
FUCKING GET OVER IT!!!!

As a side note, I don't think Slash lovers and Yaoi dorks realize how irritating and potentially offensive their mindless little obsessions can be.

What the fuck?!

I am the Dandy

Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; ( Read more... )

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