EINZ DEIN TRIKE WHERE IS MEIN TRIKE WHERE IS MEIN TRIKE?????

i finally had the happiest moment in my life recently when i was involved in a big orgy with bruce and lance and kyle and studly steven and many other people. oh man, it made brokeback look incredibly straight.

thats it

SHUT UP

i made a p00pi3

i need a fucking yellow cock ( Read more... )

i'm stuck on another fucking 1 hour work shift. at least it's friday so i don't have to deal with this shit for the week.

what, that's it.

there's no more except the incredibly funy and original gag at the bottom

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT SO STOP READING!

OH YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT. DON'T MAKE ME WHIPOUT THE BEAN POLE.

i am tired of working in the same place day after day after day after day after miserable day. i miss lance but he hasn't spoken to me at all. i wished him a happy birthday today and i have yet to hear any sort of human response from him. i feel horney. all i have is this internet to keep me from gaining my grip on reality ( Read more... )

are you deaf?! i just said i had nothing to say except i like men! jez you fucking idiot!

i think i found my new flame ( Read more... )

anybody who lives where i live knows about that robbery that took place in my garage, and how he's hiding out by route 83. I have to fuck that shit every fucking day, why couldn't that bastard had called me and let me know he was going to go fuck everybody! have some fucking common courtesy ya prick ( Read more... )

don't you just love it when you see billboards for budweiser that show an ugly supermodel instead of the normal fat, and toothless trailer trash whore hotness you normally see? i love that.

i fuck stupid douchebag assholes

tit bits ( Read more... )

The job hunt is as easy as i'd thought it would be. working the 22 jobs i have now is enough but i still have to find that solid career shift. but, if all goes as planned down in alabama, i'll be moving down there to work at an BET affiliate ( Read more... )