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rain, rain, stay a while
come again when you see fit
things are better when your here
distracting us from our regret

I forgot about your birthday
turns out it is today
here is ten dollars
in a sheet of notebook paper

dear big apple bagel,
I visited with high hopes
I'm pretty sure I ordered coffee
and not active magma

I know that it's not quite my place
but I see all life in your face
and if you dire autumn must take
be it in caducity's wake

imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
and I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"what a beautiful wedding" says a bridesmaid to a waiter
but what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore

what the hell am I doing here
wondering about those missing years
there's not much I can do
I should've grown up with you

yesterday I bought a new belt
'twas missing something, I felt
so I went to the hardware store
now girls love my crotch ( even more )

after all these hard-lived days
aimless without you to hold
my books and other various things
have once again found their home

I just got some new stuff
pants, a belt, some shoes, it's hot
before you go calling my bluff
have yourself a ( crotch shot )