tonight I go to buy some clothes
tighter pants and shoes I don't loathe
I hope I have enough cash for both
I'm in dire need of paycheck growth

proxies are all fun and games
until you lose an eye
now they have a list of names
goodbye internet, goodbye

I saw you pushing
through a crowded street
my eyes met with yours
and yours met with your feet

just because I am different
doesn't mean that I am stupid
I am not autistic
I am autastic

'twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
santa isn't real