Rest in peace Melyssa Griffin and may your journey into whatever is next be positive.

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of ( Read more... )

"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."

~Ralph Wiggum

Yesterday my grandpa was working in his yard and he went inside complaining of chest pains. My grandma convinced him to go to the hospital. He had a heart attack and is now scheduled for quadruple bypass surgery monday morning. He is 78 and has never had any heart problems or anything like that. The doctor said there is like a 98-99% success ( Read more... )

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"You sound like my mom after her box of wine." - Raplh Wiggum ( Read more... )

That subject just appeared when I typed I in the box. And I just noticed that the apostrophe key does not work on this crap box ( Read more... )

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Pat Sajack is a dirty old man. He has been on that show for so damn long and he always looks the same. Today he was hanging all over this girl. She was the yellow spot. She kept winning and the dirty old man would go over to her with his arms open like he was expecting a hug. He even had the nerve to go over to her while she was celebrating ( Read more... )

So I was thinking about all the extremes sports that have become popular as of late. How the newest one is always trying to be more extreme then the last one. That sense of adrenaline drives people to the edge of life and sanity. People get pleasure from walking on the edge of death. So here is my idea ( Read more... )