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[anbyrobanby]

So... um.

I just sat through the Twilight movie tonight.

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Seeing as Edward Cullen (a vampire) is basically dating his lunch (a human), I'm really, really tempted to write a parody in which he's a human with an obsessive love for a piece of fried chicken.

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[stabthetree]

"Listen, Bella. I need to get you away from here. There are customers who want to come and eat you and.. I can't bear to lose you."
"But Edward! My father was a chicken, too!"
"I DONT CARE! I WANT YOU SAFE!!"

Ahaha. The parallelism between KFC and Twilight is perfect. I approve. *thumbs up*

[elusive_shadow]

Love.This. Though it's far better written than Twilight (or the clips or both book and film that I've been subjected to, anyway)

That is all.

[versipellis]

*dying here*