On the Lamb!

[ancalime]

So here I am, living the life of a would be queen with her own body salon. I'm making money. I'm spreading the beauty. I'm giving Brazilian waxes to pansy ass hobbits. Actually, the staff wax him. I just stand nearby and titter when he howls. :)

But I am someone important damn it!

Then Caranthir gets it into his head to up and kill me. I mean...

Comments

[caranthir]

Hahaha there's been a change of plans. See, my brother is going to be a dad now, so I'm just sticking with my family for a bit.

And you're so funny-looking now I'll let you live out of pity.

[ancalime]

Fuck you! I am a sex goddess! You want funny looking? Have one of the elves hold a mirror up to your big nosed self.

Re:

[caranthir]

If you say so.

((Haha is that Betty Paige? I have a sight-impairing headache today.))

[ancalime]

I do say so. :huffs:

((Yes! I love her.))