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Jul 10, 2006 16:42

If I was ever to commit a murder, it would probably be a double homicide of a parent and child. When I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean, some absolutely inconsiderate asshole brought along his or her baby, which screamed for about half an hour, until my friend got up and told one of the theater employees, who promptly shot the baby. Or did ( Read more... )

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buhagden July 10 2006, 23:57:20 UTC

It's because they're lost in the bliss and ecstasy of knowing that they've done their part to bring one more worthless waste of space into the world to make the lives of people like you and me just a little bit more irritating. It is a satisfaction that opiates them so severely they lose any and all cognitive awareness that their kid is annoying the hell out of the non-dumbasses of the world.

stupid parents momx6 July 11 2006, 12:56:46 UTC

Let me just say here that not ALL parents lose their minds when they have children. Well, not ALL of their mind anyway. Many, many parents are sensitive about their kids making too much noise, in fact some are hyper sensitive. But there are many, many, many who should not be allowed to take their kids out in public. Case in point.....stupid, stupid young couple who brought their baby to the wedding on Saturday. Right on cue she started screaming as the processional started. Then screamed at the back. THen 2 yr old flower girl screamed throughout the vows. So let me just make it clear in thi public space........if I can only have one area of influence in any of my children's weddings there will be NO person under the age of 16 in the wedding party and each invitation will say NO CHILDREN PLEASE, because evidently some parents ignore the fact that you did not write their children's names on the invitation ( ... )

Re: stupid parents and_start_a_war July 11 2006, 15:18:05 UTC

Then, Whitney will be assigned to stand at the door and shoot any and all parents and children who attempt to walk in. But not at my own wedding, right? I think Kaley would be happy to fill in.

Re: stupid parents and_start_a_war July 11 2006, 15:18:48 UTC

Plus I don't want to get blood all over my wedding gown. I mean, I plan to have white and red as my wedding colors, but that might be stretching it.

Re: stupid parents momx6 July 11 2006, 15:36:31 UTC

That is so funny!! I was just thinking (about 10 minutes ago) that I needed to go back and post that you wouldn't have to shoot people at your own wedding!! AND that I thought Kaley would gladly fill that role!!
Great minds.................