I have an art history exam at 2 PM and I am utterly unprepared ( Read more... )

So I was reading an article on CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/17/liberal.wishlist.ap/index.html) concerning the 'wish list' of the new liberal-controlled Capital Hill when I came across these gems:

"Anticipate the fiercest assault of ( Read more... )

So today, I was close to Judo-chopping a certain Italian in the face. This palm-itching, upon leaving the theatre building and running into scores of rugrats, was quickly transferred to said children, until I heard the following ( Read more... )

So this happened today with a cute guy I know.

I'm sitting at a computer in the computer lab, when Stephen sits next to me.

Me: Oh hey, what're you up t--
Stephen: What're you up to?

...

Me: That's the smoothest thing I've ever heard.
Stephen: Yeah...

I'd like to start this entry by just saying first that I'm not a bitter, single hag or anything. I like when people are happy in a couple. It's fantastic. I don't cringe or scowl or choke back vomit any time I see hand-holding. But this is gross, guys ( Read more... )

A funny thing just happened ( Read more... )

So I think everyone here knows how bad I am at giving blood. First and only time I did it, they had to put ice packs under my neck and on my chest, and I had to lay there for fifteen minutes or so after they were done. Recently, I had to get bloodwork done, and the first round left me passed out and crying uncontrollably. Second round I was a ( Read more... )

So I'm checking out the mens in the library (this year, there seems to be an explosion of hot guys. Either that, or I've had blinders on for three years) and I'm suddenly realizing, I've never had a stone fox go for me. Why is that? I'm pretty good-looking...

Interesting.

New goal.

This has not been a good week. Greek has been hard this week- maybe I'm just having an off-week. Also, I had to act in Directing, which was mortifying, because I cannot act. But it kind of sucks, because I'd like to be able to, and in my mind, there's some part of me that can. Anyway, my peers in the class definitely think I can't, so for the ( Read more... )

A few years ago, my family went on a cruise, and as part of that cruise, we signed up for various activities, including swimming with dolphins, the ill-fated Brazil Zoo, and swimming with stingrays. When the stingray excursion came around, I was hesitant. After I got into the ocean with them, I was terrified. TERRIFIED. So I got back on the ( Read more... )