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Oct 16, 2006 14:23

I'd like to start this entry by just saying first that I'm not a bitter, single hag or anything. I like when people are happy in a couple. It's fantastic. I don't cringe or scowl or choke back vomit any time I see hand-holding. But this is gross, guys ( Read more... )

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avehoward October 16 2006, 19:36:11 UTC

I hate people in happy touchy-feely relationships. Well straight people are okay but gay ones piss the living fuck out of me.

and_start_a_war October 16 2006, 22:00:15 UTC

Haha. What amuses me is that I actually can't tell if you're being serious. And what my friends probably should know before disdaining you is that you're gay. But I could see Aaron saying and meaning what you said.

themachinehead October 16 2006, 22:19:35 UTC

I couldn't tell either, so I didn't say anything.

avehoward October 16 2006, 22:57:12 UTC

Oh yeah, I'm pretty damn serious.

And ha, re-reading my comment, I do look rather homophobic. Mea culpa mea culpa mea maxima culpa.

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themachinehead October 16 2006, 21:06:04 UTC

Feeding each other burritos? Aw, how cute.

That's even worse than the death-grip I see couples engaged in on the way to the library. Like they're providing each other with vital nutrients through their hands or something; it doesn't even look like affection- it's like releasing the death grip would cause one of them to go careening off into space.

and_start_a_war October 17 2006, 03:04:32 UTC

Chris, clearly you don't understand what a threat the Magic Stones pose to couples. All those hotties perpetually congregated around our freestanding sculpture pieces? It's DISASTEROUS.
Hence the Death Grip of Love.

buhagden October 17 2006, 01:25:04 UTC

When I am king, it will be the happy ones who are incinerated first.

And they won't be together when it happens.

and_start_a_war October 17 2006, 03:06:01 UTC

I wonder if this kind of behavior is a symptom of happiness, or if it's just an outward show of "See, I'm with someone!11! I'm happy!" You know, one of those things you do to convince yourself of something. All I can say is, if I was really happy with a guy, I wouldn't have to feed him a burrito and cling to him for dear life.

buhagden October 17 2006, 03:38:27 UTC

I think it's just because they can, and that's a luxury so many of us just can't afford, so a lot of people think they wouldn't roll like that until they finally get the chance. Then they just go, "the hell with it, I'm milking this."

mangojellytoast October 17 2006, 04:01:42 UTC

You're just bitter you couldn't pick up Rosetta Stone guy.