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[and_start_a_war]

So I'm at the grocery store with my tote bag, since I'm mildly ecologically aware, and I tell the cashier I'd like to put my groceries in my bag. He says "Okay," and proceeds to put them in plastic bags. Quickly, I start to put the groceries in my bag, and there begins this bizarre race between a quasi-hippie and Corporate America

Comments

[avehoward]

I do believe that grocer-workers are merely well-trained automatons that cannot deviate from their programmed tasks.

[themachinehead]

Whoah, you look really tired.

Seriously, what is it with you and cashiers?

[and_start_a_war]

Oh man, I hadn't even connected the two. They must have a picture of me posted in the break room that says "Mess with this girl. Bonus check to the one with the best story."